Why Don't You Phone.

Lyrics -copyright 2005.

Verse1.

Will she turn up, show up, bet your bottom dollar.

That I'm stood up, I've blown it, I'll be shown up, I know it.

So I'll wait a little longer, so I can bet my bottom dollar

that for me she'll never be late, bet my bottom dollar,

she'll be here by eight, but now it's nine, and there's

still no sign of her. I wonder why:- Why she hasn't!!!!!

Chorus.

Phoned from home to say -Oh she 

couldn't come. why didn't she.

She could have easily, because I know at home 

that she has got a phone, why don't she phone.

Verse2.

Looks like I'm dressed up, done up, bet your bottom dollar.

That I'm stood up, I've blown it, I'll be shown up, I know it.

I really feel sorry to have to tell the boys a story.

That for me she was really great, tell the boys a story

that I was late, but that's a lie, and there's

still no sign of her. I wonder why:- Why she hasn't!!!!!!

Chorus.

Outro.

Why don't you Phone. Why don't you Phone.

Words and Music by Derek Buckham./Peter Barclay.